My Practical Joking neighbor is hosting a 'Gaming' dinner tonight...now my dog is missing.

My neighbor is hosting a gaming dinner tonight. For those of you who are not familiar with them, it is a dinner where everything served has been hunted. We are going to have veil, rabbit stew...stuff like that.

Well, my wife just called me in a semi-hysteria as she has not been able to find the dog all afternoon. Now, this is NOT out of the ordinary since our dog does take off for hours at a time, but usually comes right back (especially in bad weather).

What strikes me in a sick strange way is that my neighbor has been VOWING to get me back since our last party (I got VERY drunk and urinated in his wife%26#039;s potted plant...I have since apologized and we%26#039;ve moved on)

He mentioned there will be a %26#039;special%26#039; meal served tonight to all of our friends...

Would he DARE do what I%26#039;m thinking????

If he did, what kids of laws are there against him??

My Practical Joking neighbor is hosting a %26#039;Gaming%26#039; dinner tonight...now my dog is missing...would he dare???

There is no way he could be that sick and disturbed. It is more likely he has your dog hidden and will pretend like he did somethign like that but there is no way he would face a cruelty to animals charge over you urinating in a plant. If he did anything he is just pulling a prank and even that is going to far. I am sure it is just a coincidence and you dog is fine. If he is pulling a practical joke he is a sick bastard for messing with a family pet.

My Practical Joking neighbor is hosting a %26#039;Gaming%26#039; dinner tonight...now my dog is missing...would he dare???

First I don%26#039;t think you neighbor would cook you dog and then serve him to you. But if that is the case then you should eat his wifes cat.

Other Replys:If your dog doesn%26#039;t show up, I%26#039;d put a little bit of any meat you weren%26#039;t sure about in a ziplock and have it analyzed.

If he did (which I hope he didnt) then he is probably breaking some sort of property law, since the dog is yours, possibly some animal rights stuff, and almost certainly a health code.

Might not hurt to just outright ask him, if you think he%26#039;s that kind of guy.

Other Replys:What bread of dog is it? I lived in Korea for a while and.....

Other Replys:I would bet he is counting on you thinking he would serve your dog.